兴许早晨第一杯咖啡或茶水还没喝完，你早就已经登录“脸书”了。哦呵! 看来某君又在他相册里更新了45张照片。觉得反胃么? 先别着急，因为他绝对不会就此罢休。稍后他可能又要作状态发布，“吐槽”不止，真比《指环王》还啰嗦。 (承认吧--你当时一定也期待过这部片子吧?) 于是乎你再也无法忍受，终于对他点了取消关注。
但事实可能是:此人在现实生活极可能是个不错的人，只是他网络形象着实令人倒胃口。是时候让他及其他网虫们来接受网络礼仪“潜规则”教育了。为了捍卫自己的良好网络形象，不妨看看下面这些一定要规避的网络社交禁忌吧。
You're not even finished with the first of many cups of liquid motivation, when you take in a morning hit of Facebook. Uh-oh. Looks like John Doe has posted 45 new photos dedicated to his latest head shot photography session. Hold your nausea, because he doesn’t stop there. Next he posts pessimestic status update so verbose it could rival The Lord of the
Rings. (Admit it-you waited for the movies, didn't you?) Click- unsubscribe.
The thing is,John Doe （注：通用男，相当于中国人指张三，李四。）could very well be a decent dude,but his online presence is really buzzkill. It’s due time he and the rest of Webville take note of the unwritten laws of web etiquette Here's a list of a handful of taboos to avoid in order to ensure your presence appears virtuous to all.
一、勿作分享狂
如今，人人都知道“没有不透的墙”。“推特”允许用户指定消息公开的授权对象。“脸书”用户的选择余地会更大，因为可以详细划分好友小组。当你把远房亲戚与好友区分开不同群组的时候，你就可以在网上（对特别人群）晒出在拉斯维加斯偷瞄肌肉舞男表演的照片了。毕竟，有些东西不能随意跟所有人共同分享。
1. Don't overshare.
By now, it’s common knowledge that not everything that happens in Vegas stays there. Twitter allows you to protect tweets by making them private to approved followers only. Facebook offers more options with detailed group settings. Once you’ve sorted distant relatives from the best friends, you can post those photos as proof that you snuck onstage at the Thunder from Down Under show in Vegas. Because some things are meant to be shared...just not with everyone.
二、别乱转发邮件
别一收到那些花里胡哨的图片、夸张的粉笔画或者(连老天都无法容忍的)连篇累牍的秘方，就急于转发。(当然，如果它跟《我的汪星人口粮》一样有意义的话，非但可以接受，而且值得马上分享。
2. Don't forward emails.
Deny the urge to forward long emails with pictures of rainbows,insane chalk art,or (God forbid )recipe chain letters.(Unless,of course,it has anything to do with Food On My Dog,which is totally acceptable and worth clicking on right this second.
三. 好友共同进餐时，别急着又是更新脸书、又是发推特消息或者分享照片。你准保不想与那些苹果手机不离手的朋友共桌进餐，难道不是吗?没人会认为“真正的友谊不是借机会畅谈，而是转发坎耶最新力作”吧?(这只是个冷幽默，千万不要步那家伙的后尘!)
3. Don’t update your Facebook,Twitter,or Instagram while dining with a friend. You don't want to be that table of friends who are each individually entranced by their iPhon glow, now do you? Nothing says true friendship is like ignoring table conversation to retweet Kanye latest gem. (That was sarcasm,people. Don't be that guy!)
四、除非必要，切勿多用缩写
短信交流本来就容易犯错误，说错话。很有可能发生的状况是，你会像贾斯亭·比伯粉丝那样放声大笑(注：LOL Laugh Out Loud放声大笑英文缩写)。当然，成为一个比伯粉没什么不可以，但别都随意用 LOL 就行。
4. Don’t type in txt liNg0 when u dnt nd 2.
It’s a slippery slope to text talk; next thing you know, you’ll be LOL-ing like a Justin Bieber fan. Not that there's anything wrong with being a Belieberjust don’t LOL like one.
五、甭谦虚地吹牛
“城市字典”（注：某英语俚语在线字典）对“谦虚的吹牛”的解释是“：一个人经常有意识地包装上'惺惺谦虚’的假面，努力使自己逃脱“自吹自擂’的形象”。简言之，这样的方式让自己在吹嘘夸耀时可以不显得那么张狂。甚至已经有人专门开设推特账号，致力于收集最无耻的“谦虚的吹牛皮”拾锦。
5. Don't humble brag.
A humble brag, as Urban Dictionary phrases it, is “when you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.” in short, it's a way to brag without making it seem so painstakingly obvious. There's even a Twitter handle now dedicated to some of the best humble brags out there.
既然在这篇已经了解了要规避的网络社交禁忌规则了，下一篇就科普一下另五条可以做的事情做以弥补，好为开启民智铺平道路，敬请关注。
