以下是一些适合中式英文搞笑段子的：
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！)
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.(我告诉我的妻子她的眉毛画得太高了。她看起来很惊讶。)
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(为什么科学家不信任原子？因为它们构成了一切！)
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.(什么叫假意大利面？假意面条。)
- I used to play soccer with my grandfather. He was very good at it. Now he's in the cemetery.(我曾经和我的祖父一起踢足球，他非常擅长。现在他在墓地里。)
