【爆笑段子】皮友们,我画的李白贼好看
1. 刚花1000买了个幼猫,养了几个月变成这副模样,被坑了?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/8a750d171c5d4b779bb5891d0760a6bd.jpg)
2. 每个村子都有这种神秘人:整日打牌,不愁吃喝,他们钱从哪来?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/0c0113dc6187488683f6e335cfe56fb3.jpg)
3. 皮友们,我画的李白贼好看![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/26/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fb669dace2684b7ebbdfe76a19aa4d31.jpg)
4. 怎么才能玩到大头木木呢?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/c02f5ffc1bb6458ab69ddf7edc8cdbf6.jpg)
5. 吕布一生没有斩*过名将,为什么却被称为三国第一猛将?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/4dbadefc7fe944d9a69bf44e20aef676.jpg)
6. 和女生聊天都聊哪些话题?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/19fd08cd0794458cb137dd86da9c11b1.jpg)
7. 请用五个字撒一个谎,一个字不能多一个字不能少![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a36a3f2c07834a038e2d4f583221249a.jpg)
8. 家里后院草丛中有一只小花猫,我该怎么驯服它?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/2409d3760d8a495697d4c31b68d5bc69.jpg)
9. 拿卫生纸裹着烟头抽了半年就那么多尼古丁了,决定戒烟!![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/4ce816b56b8242c586a28be2944ee65a.jpg)
10. 如果你是一个男孩子,看到眼前这幅景象,你会跟她说什么?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7ea36f41025f4b87a2fdbf67655457f9.jpg)
11. 有没有学医的?我们这条河年年有人被淹,今年大水退后露出一根骨头,谁来看看是不是人的?大致估量了一下和我的骨头差不多大![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/c9cc1ef409694beeab1d0b340a5ee8bc.jpg)
12. 名次不重要,重在参与。![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/17c6d493ef4a41d8995b3fc4c14f10e2.jpg)
13. 我该如何回答才显得机智?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/1846b81d3af84e57942ce15a3838734a.jpg)
14. 我跟一个男的合租了,到底安不安全呀?![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/8344519e927f4557a399b434e882f62f.jpg)
15. 扬帆,起航!![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fc82fc91198641d98eeb3d55c58e388c.jpg)
16. 引经据典非常好![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/50093c9be37541d1a9f4e1e08485a444.jpg)
17. 能掌握这项技术的会是小国吗。![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fb322019ee4849a389efe34fb8913c0b.jpg)
18. 陪女朋友爬山,看看凌晨4点的山顶![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/295e2ed6c1c7445f82d95614d272e6ff.jpg)
19. 结果发现都不亲我了。是不是买了两只猫:他们就自己玩了![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/409cced9c8a74d058c9eefc2710cdfda.jpg)
20. 我要看看什么屎值五亿![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ab9fe071e6d14f25aa1fbf1188e02508.jpg)
21. 喜得一子,姓许!五行缺水 帮忙取个名字。要霸气的![](//img.17u1u.com/uploads/allimg/3/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f00cbd3cba9a471aa0ae95b81c3c058a.jpg)
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