本人因年底缺钱可代写小学初中高中的寒假作业，思想品德除外，因为我没有素质
I am short of money at the end of the winter vacation writing primary school junior high school homework, except moral character, because I have no quality
昨晚想了很久 把你的备注改成了自然醒 因为我每天都想睡到自然醒
I thought about it a lot last night, and I changed your note to wake up naturally, because I want to wake up naturally every day
最后问一遍 有没有生了我的孩子没有告诉我的
For the last time, is there anything that my child hasn't told me
分手了 昨晚对象给我讲笑话 我都还没笑 衣柜里的你先笑了
We broke up. Last night, my date told me a joke, and I didn't even laugh. You laughed in the closet first
他瞧不起我素颜 我瞧不起他没钱 第二天我化妆了 他照样没钱
He looked down on me for being plain, I looked down on him for not having money, and the next day when I put on my make-up, he still had no money
居然真的有男孩子愿意大早上跑来送我想吃的东西 真的很感动 就是配送费贵了些
Actually, some boys are willing to come here early in the morning to give me something I want to eat. I'm really touched, but the delivery fee is too expensive
最近我深入地研究了微积分、线性代数和高等数学，发现“微积分”都是第一声 “线性代数”都是第四声 “高等数学”四声都有 数学真是好奇妙
I recently studied calculus, linear Algebra and higher mathematics in depth, and found that "Calculus" is the first "linear Algebra" is the fourth "higher mathematics" four times, mathematics is really wonderful
如果一个人跟你分开了四五年，你的输入法还记得他，证明你没钱换手机
If a person has been separated from you for four or five years, and your input method remembers him, prove that you have no money to change your cell phone
女孩子千万不要夜跑 太危险了 要是遇到烧烤摊就完了
Girls must not run at night, it is too dangerous, if the barbecue on the end
我找到对象了 谢谢大家的关心 感谢大家的祝福 就先暂时不公开了 因为关系还不稳定 有时候梦不到
I found someone, thank you for your concern, thank you for your blessing, and I'm GONNA keep it that way for now, because relationships aren't stable, and sometimes they don't happen
班主任最近查早恋 查到我对象头上了 我心想完蛋了 这回要请家长了 结果查出来不是我 好险
The teacher in charge of a class recently checked puppy love, check my object head, I thought to be finished, this time to please parents, the results found out is not me, good risk
脚好冷 想借哪吒的风火轮踩几天
Cold feet, which would like to borrow the hot wheels pedal for a few days
想被爱 于是去了鸡公煲 就为了听服务员对我说句：想吃什么 宝
Want to be loved, so went to the chicken pot, in order to listen to the waiter said to me: want to eat what treasure
今天天气预报说有暴雨 出门记得带沐浴露
The weather forecast says there will be a rainstorm today. Remember to take shower Gel when you go out
我是一个善于反省自己的人，比如我反手给你一巴掌之后，我会想一下自己是不是打轻了
I am a good introspective person, such as I gave you a backhand slap, I will think about their own is not light
九十度的水不能喝，因为直角会卡嗓子
You can't drink water at 90 degrees because the right angle is blocking your throat
你为什么放屁这么响？ 因为我穿的是喇叭裤
Why are you farting so loud?-Because I'm wearing bell bottoms
